Welcome to the End Around, a weekly-ish look back at the world of the National Football League. serves as your guide.It was a good week for ...1. : He can finally rest easy. The his fifth-year option. What kind of contract would Luck get on the open market? Probably all of the money.2. Female folk: Sarah Thomas is the NFL's first . She shouldn't be the only one for long.3. : is convinced the Australian-rugby-league-star-turned-NFL-running-back with the this summer. Let's hope so. America needs a new Australian pop culture deity.It was a bad week for ...1. : The running back is facing for his weed and DUI busts. Belichick is making calls for the Pats to get the in Week 1.2. Jameis Winston This felt like a week where the wave of negative pre s the Florida State quarterback. Will the Bucs get scared off?3. : is that skyscraper shade on his new teammate.What The What?You probably know by now that a young Jim Harbaugh once appeared on Saved By The Bell: The New Cla s (or, as most know it, Saved By The Bell: Hey, Where's Zack And The Gang? And Why's A 35-year-old Screech Hanging Out With Teenagers Jonathan Ledbetter Jersey ? And, Wait, Belding's Still There? ... Actually, Yeah, That Makes Sense).Fast forward to the present day. A Michigan fan promised on Twitter that he'd get a tattoo of Harbaugh's Bayside rendezvous if Harbaugh took the coaching job for the Wolverines. That's exactly what happened, of course, and @MarktheNomad kept his word. Props to the ink artist who deftly worked in both elements of The Max and the indelible Saved By The Bell font.And now the best news. It's a decision Mark will never regret ...Unle s he does.Beast Mode keeps busyThat's Ludacris, doing his best impre sion of . 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Naturally, the hood of the car features an artistic rendering of sexually ambiguous WWE stalwart Goldust. I'm old enough to remember when Goldust was the wildly boring Dustin Rhodes.Anyway, Cox's Instagram features a number of car-themed updates, as well as some slaughtered hogs from succe sful hunting expeditions. would laugh if he felt how soft my hands are.Who will save us from superhero movies?When you think Avengers, what comes to your mind first? Captain America? Iron Man? The Incredible Hulk? Whatever lame-o superhero Jeremy Renner is supposed to be?Me? I think about and the impo sible dream to one day watch an Avengers sequel with the All-Pro Bucs defensive lineman. If only there were a way to make this happen ...Quote of the Week"I am appalled at the negativity this has generated."-- Dr. Robyn Barbiers, president of the Anti-Cruelty Society, after a football autographed by A.J. Green Jersey quarterback failed to during a charity auction in Chicago.Barbiers added that an anonymous bidder donated $100 in exchange for the football after the event had come to a close. You can go ahead make the joke that was the anonymous bidder, but just know I'm disappointed in you.Rex Ryan is still the bestBaseball is here. coach Rex Ryan -- a huge fan of the national pastime -- celebrated the occasion by throwing out the first pitch for the Buffalo Bisons, the AAA affiliate of the Toronto Blue Jays. Plenty of people throw out the first pitch. But only an iconoclast like Rex steps off the rubber and looks an imaginary baserunner back to first.Chris Long has had it about up to here with your glory boy crapGronk Like Books has a new autobiography Rondale Moore Jersey coming out under Derek Jeter's publishing umbrella. Hey, if David Tyree out of one catch, who am I to say it's too early for Gronk to be penning his life story? Here's the Gronk quote i sued with the pre s release announcing the project:"If you want to be a chiseled 6-foot-6-inch All-Pro football player who makes big money to score touchdowns and win s, and if you like to have just as much fun with your family and enjoying life, then this book is for you!"So do we think this quote came from Gronk himself? Or is it someone writing in the voice of Gronk? I'm going to go with the latter, but I would seriously drop the $24.99 if Gronk actually wrote his own book. How great would that be? I would teach my eight-month-old son to read with it.Hero of the Week: Troy PolamaluHere's the biggest compliment I can pay to Polamalu, who announced his retirement Thursday after a tremendous 12-season career: He is absolutely one of the faces of his generation of NFL players. When you think of the Polamalu, making acrobatic plays in a uniform with that crazy hair, he is every bit a signifier of the 2000s NFL as Brady, Manning and Brees. See you in Canton.Villain of the Week: National Advertising DivisionThe NAD, a unit of the Council of Better Busine s Bureau, has ruled that DirecTV should discontinue their popular (and effective) Rob Lowe ad campaign because, as the bureau sees it, Tanner Vallejo Jersey Lowe and his Sub Rob Lowe companions made a series of claims about DirecTV and cable services that could not be substantiated.: "The NAD's recommendations included scrapping Lowe's signature line: "Don't be like this me. Get rid of cable and upgrade to DirecTV." The line, the group said, "conveyed a comparative and unsupported superiority me sage." The NAD also said there was no evidence to back up the claims that DirecTV had greater signal reliability, shorter customer service wait times and better picture and sound quality than cable."Gro s. Gro s. Gro s.Do you know how many awful advertising campaigns sports fans have to put up with to watch the games we love? You guys consistently bury us with concepts and execution, then kill the one campaign everyone universally loved. OK, maybe I other people, but this aggre sion will not stand, man.I'll leave you with a collection of all the Sub Rob Lowes in one place. We won't forget you, you sad, depre sing monsters.Until next time ...The "Around The League Podcast" is available on iTunes! to listen and subscribe.